Harry Potter Spoilers and Spoilers

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Five fingered from various sources

1. The boat sinks.
2. Ron sees dead people.
3. Hermione, really a guy.
4. Kreacher killed him in the conservatory with a lead pipe.
5. Voldemort is blown up after a rag tag bunch of fighters shoot a photon torpedo up his hidden vent hole.
6: The death eaters were created when the ministry tried to pacify an entire planet using an airborne drug.
7: Hagrid is shot off of the owl tower by biplanes.
8: Harry originally got his magic when he took the red pill.
9: Dobby throws his sock in the volcano.
10: Voldemort got his power from being bitten by a cursed spider.
11: Harry and hermionie, twins separated at birth. Oh yeah, and voldemorts his dad.
12: Hagrids zoo gets out of control, takes over the island.
13: Monkeys.
14: He uses the wall of the outhouse as a sail.
15: Draco uses the magic amulet to wipe out all the vampires.
16: Rosebud is a broom.
17: Snape is really Tyler Durden
18: Hogsmead is actually in the middle of downtown London, but no one knows it.
19: Harry is saved by a living statute sent back in time by himself.
20: Hagrid tunnels out using a little rock hammer hidden in Hogwarts, a history.
21: Nevellie is Kaiser Soze
22: Its Mrs Weasleys head in the box they give to Mr. weasley.
23: Theyre all arrested at the castle after a cop car pulls up and takes them off to jail.
24: Lucious Malfoy gets lost in the maze and freezes to death.
25: The entire D.A. dies defending the bridge.
26: Luna blows the monster out the airlock wile just wearing underwear.
27. Dumbledore is the 12th Cylon.
28. Crookshanks is always around when the monster is.
29. Harry is a replicant.
30. Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans are made of people.
31. To Serve Muggles is a cook book.
32. Ron Weasley derailed the train and burned down the hotel, the kids called him "Mister Glass."
33. Harry and Ginny reach Platform 9 1/2 after learning that the 12 Monkeys didn't release the virus, they only freed the animals from the menagerie. Harry gets shot.
34. They blew it up!!
35. Voldemort appears as a giant marshmallow man.
36. My God, the Whomping Willow is full of stars!
37. Hermione sacrifices herself to blow up the asteroid.
38. Lupin steals a coin from the chest, then has a massive undead swordfight with Voldemort.
39. Nearly-Headless Nick kisses Demi Moore and floats off to Heaven.
40. Arthur Weasly kills voldemort with enchanted muggle item, shouting "yippie kiyay Motherfucker"



This, on the other hand, is SPOILERIFIC LIEK WOAH but is SOOOO funny!

Stolen like a stealer stealing stuff from fritters

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[fritters.livejournal.com]

Stolen like a stealer stealing stuff from fritters who stole it like a stealer stealing stuff from Hakuen.

Amused, BTW, at the fact that you stole my spoiler text almost verbatim as well...