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[spazzychic]

Yesterday's fortune cookie said:

"Your love life will be happy and harmonious"

Good thing I didn't check it until after I ate the cookie.


<3

Amber

PS: No Monday morning is complete without pouring diet coke up your nose.

Comments

[capturedheart.livejournal.com]

are you superstitious about that too? not only do i eat the cookie before i read the fortunes, but i make sure i've chewed and swallowed it all also. lol

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

I never was until I was recently corrected by a certain Panda. :)

I still had cookie residue in my mouth... does that matter? O.O

[capturedheart.livejournal.com]

Nah I think that's okay. :P

[fritters.livejournal.com]

"Your love life will be happy and harmonious"....once the drugs kick in...

I know you can accidentally snort diet coke up your nose by laughing, but how do you actually pour it up your nose? Doesn't this require being upside-down?

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

Yes. It DOES require being upsidown. My chair at work can be leaned back wicked far. So I'm leaning and drinking and leaning and reading a case and leaning and FIZZ!!!!

[fritters.livejournal.com]

That's positively beautiful.

[landsharkk.livejournal.com]

The coke up the nose thing, that sounds like a cool party trick.

I always keep my fortunres in my wallet. That way if I want a fortune for the day, but don't have a fortune cookie I can just reach in and grab a random one.

My Mom convinced my step-dad (who's east-german, born and raised) that in order for the fortune to come true you had to actually eat the fortune, paper and all. He believed it and ate his and so my Mom had to follow-suit. Now it's become a semi-family tradition; one of those 'inside-joke' things. :)

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

Are you allowed to read the fortune first?? O.O

[landsharkk.livejournal.com]

I usually read the fortune first and then I have to eat the entire cookie.

The trick is...

[glitterus.livejournal.com]

You eat half the cookie, then you read the fortune, if you like the fortune you eat the other half if you do not then you don't. =]

Re: The trick is...

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. How often do you get a crappy fortune?

[msanborn.livejournal.com]

no wonder my fortunes never come true, I always read then eat.

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

If your fortune said "Big box o shirts weigh more than you thought." then it is correct.

[msanborn.livejournal.com]

nope.. I think it should have said "box of shirts wasn't as hoped". But dinner with you was wonderful :)

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

It was good fun. Thank you for coming out dear.

[msanborn.livejournal.com]

but of course *kiss kiss*

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

I guess that explains why mine never seem to come true...

And that's not entirely true... A Monday morning can also be completed by burning one's tongue with tea, for those of us who pretend to avoid soda.

[spazzychic.livejournal.com]

Indeed. But I pretend to avoid tea.

[narsilion.livejournal.com]

Although burning your tongue is better than pouring
hot tea up your nose...yea.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

I'm hoping you've never done that.....?