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[spazzychic]

Yesterday's fortune cookie said:

"Your love life will be happy and harmonious"

Good thing I didn't check it until after I ate the cookie.


<3

Amber

PS: No Monday morning is complete without pouring diet coke up your nose.

Comments

[capturedheart.livejournal.com]

are you superstitious about that too? not only do i eat the cookie before i read the fortunes, but i make sure i've chewed and swallowed it all also. lol

[fritters.livejournal.com]

"Your love life will be happy and harmonious"....once the drugs kick in...

I know you can accidentally snort diet coke up your nose by laughing, but how do you actually pour it up your nose? Doesn't this require being upside-down?

[landsharkk.livejournal.com]

The coke up the nose thing, that sounds like a cool party trick.

I always keep my fortunres in my wallet. That way if I want a fortune for the day, but don't have a fortune cookie I can just reach in and grab a random one.

My Mom convinced my step-dad (who's east-german, born and raised) that in order for the fortune to come true you had to actually eat the fortune, paper and all. He believed it and ate his and so my Mom had to follow-suit. Now it's become a semi-family tradition; one of those 'inside-joke' things. :)

The trick is...

[glitterus.livejournal.com]

You eat half the cookie, then you read the fortune, if you like the fortune you eat the other half if you do not then you don't. =]

[msanborn.livejournal.com]

no wonder my fortunes never come true, I always read then eat.

[rivendellrose.livejournal.com]

I guess that explains why mine never seem to come true...

And that's not entirely true... A Monday morning can also be completed by burning one's tongue with tea, for those of us who pretend to avoid soda.